Turning of the Times by thenoacat (noaacat). Harry greeted, smiling at the blonde. I liked it enough to Favorite it. Draco winced slightly, keeping his head down as the Dark Lord's red eyes sweeped the room. Draco stared at his red and gold tie, staring at the colors that represented fire and the house of "blood-traitors" according to many families in the Wizarding World. ._2cHgYGbfV9EZMSThqLt2tx{margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{width:75%;height:24px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-,._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{background:var(--newCommunityTheme-field);background-size:200%;margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-{width:100%;height:46px} Julililia, The_One_True_Lemon_Master, Pinkie1201, multifandomed19, PaulaMJ, Siriusly_Strange_Stark_Locked7, Justaconfusedhuman, brunettesforkaz, fishblub, 1Ravendaly152021, chrisatop, lightsacrossthesky, mariesanasz, frankieetaylorr, VioletRoseLily, littletomboy, Experiment000, ChildOfSolace, ashosconv, SweetsandKindness, badendgirl, punkrockoctavia, emma_elm, lilithbro4, Kirina175, RicketyKid, aab1999, Christianmld85, dickscereals, Highfunctioningbookaholic, Mrs_Harry_Holmes, bethmaryfran, Asiegon, Wattpadpadfoot, Sarahinlove, jesus_christ, the_badwolf, SantivaPotter_93, CalicoJane, Arya2, Irissss10, FurryBigProblem, TheGreatShiniGami, itsnotoveryetbewarned, lilieeees, TheAdventureofTheVoid, Lyrics, theelderwand, StreetteamCollective, megipegi, and 1 more user The Weasley Twins flew in on their brooms and set off explosives in the air that formed pictures of Umbridge with a huge red 'X' in the middle. Join her magical adventures with family, friends, and unexpected loves while she goes to Hogwarts and beyond. FIRST YOU DECIDE TO RUIN MY LIFE BY MURDERING MY PARENTS SUBJECTING ME TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL TORTURE WITH MY RELATIVES THAT I DON'T EVEN CONSIDER FAMILY, THEN YOU DECIDED TO TRY AND KILL ME WITH QUIRELL, THEN YOU TRY TO MURDER ME WITH THE DIARY THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT BASTARD, THEN YOU TRY AND MURDER ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEMENTORS, THEN YOU KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY, WHO I WILL REMIND YOU, HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY MESS, THEN YOU REVIVE YOURSELF AND CHALLENGE A 14 YEAR OLD TO A DULE BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU DIED BECAUSE MY MOTHER USED HERSELF TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT WISDOM DECIDED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR NO APPARENT REASON!??!?!? Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. Voldemort is the main villain from the "Harry Potter" series. "W-we're trying, but they're-", "Silencio," The Dark Lord waved his wand at the man flippantly, clearly bored with his excuses. The current occupants of the cottage had returned home from Kings Cross station after sending the Potter children off to school. Harry already knowing what he was gonna say just smiled and nodded. "James Potter! "I'm sending him a howler now." 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When Molly tries to escalate the conflict further, Severus must choose between his budding relationship with Hermione and his desire for revenge. "Oh, I just took Ron's advice to heart." Work Search: Where a mother's best intentions and past insecurities make an appearance. Not what was expected of him. Oh, Godric, no. he asked. Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter) Prophecy; HYDRA Trash Party; Harry Potter Has a Saving People Thing . ALL BECAUSE I SAID THAT YOU WERE ALIVE, NOW EVERYONE IS READING THE MOST PATHETIC BOOKS ON EARTH, I'VE BEEN SUBJECTED TO A LIFE OF DETENTION IN WHICH I'M FORCED TO CUT UP MYSELF, AND THE WIZARDING WORLD HAS BEEN INFLUENCED ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR DEAD AND WILL NEVER BACK BECAUSE YOUR NOT STRONG ENOUGH!!!!!! Look! But when calamity strikes, will they survive the storm or drown in the deluge? Site: [Archive of Our Own][139924219787472:site] | Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Published: 2012-06-08 | Completed: 2012-06-13 | Words: 107464 | Chapters: 18/18 | Comments: 102 | Kudos: 659 | Bookmarks: 180 | Hits: 22809 | ID: 427653 | Download: [EPUB][139924219787472:epub] or [MOBI][139924219787472:mobi] [139924219787472:site]: http://www.archiveofourown.org/ [139924219787472:epub]: http://archiveofourown.org/downloads/La/Lady_Khali/427653/The%20Well%20Groomed%20Mind.epub?updated_at=1387610162 [139924219787472:mobi]: http://archiveofourown.org/downloads/La/Lady_Khali/427653/The%20Well%20Groomed%20Mind.mobi?updated_at=1387610162. It was never a good sign when he looked like that. Or could it be something more? Apr 27, 2015 - Harry Potter everyone lives AU with James and Sirius sending their boy congratulatory howlers whenever he got in trouble and Lily reaming him out and commanding Severus to give him much detention. Harry Potter; Additional Tags: Crack; Crack Treated Seriously; Howlers (Harry Potter) Language: English Collections: hufflepuffdemiwizard's completed works, i would die for you <3, FunnyFicsForARainyDay, Fics that fuelled my HP obsession, Fics To Save, S.T.I.L.L., Harry and Co Stats: Published: 2021-10-27 Words: 1265 Chapters: 1/1 Time travel fics in Harry Potter fandom. "Lucky," Ron said, stuffing a piece of toast in his mouth. And in one universe he killed both James and Lily and only Harry survived. Came Ron's advice as Harry gingerly untied the letter from Govad's leg. #lordvoldemort And his father is bound to be upset with him. Reading it, he suppressed a low chuckle. #hogwarts "Ah, another Black wanting to get away from tradition, yes child I am aware you're a Malfoy. They are both animagus'..Lacey is known as Howler because her animagus is a wolf, and Mixy's is a malamute husky..they are illegal animagus A Night Howler Predicament (Nick Wilde x Reader), Midnight and Howler (Marauder FanFiction), The Avengers Sue for A Random Howler from Animorphs, Barks, Howler, Wings and Kit (Marauders Era). Harry smiled and hopped on the bed and peered over on the floor, laughing at his friend. He needed to compose himself, he won't let his father scare him while he's here. "Lily, at least Dumbledore did not expel him." Oh, so sweetly hilarious and sad! Tom Riddle was poise and proper to every teacher in Hogwarts but Dumbledore. "They're so cool! He gets involved in much the same trouble as his canon self, but doesn't quite have the good name of Harry Potter, leading Dumbledore and co. to become wary of him. When it is opened, the sender's voice, which has been magically magnified to a deafening volume, bellows a message at the recipient and then self-destructs itself by burning. . I WANT YOU TO WRITE AN APOLOGY TO THE WEASLEYS IMMEDIATELY! .LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH{fill:var(--newRedditTheme-actionIcon);height:18px;width:18px}.LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH rect{stroke:var(--newRedditTheme-metaText)}._3J2-xIxxxP9ISzeLWCOUVc{height:18px}.FyLpt0kIWG1bTDWZ8HIL1{margin-top:4px}._2ntJEAiwKXBGvxrJiqxx_2,._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{vertical-align:middle}._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;display:-ms-inline-flexbox;display:inline-flex;-ms-flex-direction:row;flex-direction:row;-ms-flex-pack:center;justify-content:center} "Find him, and make it quick, or I shall practice my technique on you.". First catagory is Harry centric (first completed works, then works in progress or abandoned), then Harry Hermione . RELATED: Harry Potter: 10 Facts About Snape Left Out Of The Movies. Victory is watching the life leave his enemy's eyes. For the first time in 100 years, Phyllida's Flutterby bushes will bloom at Hogwarts. "Exactly." The howler was growing in size and Voldemort just looked at it distastefully, "Lucius what is that?" Harry had sobered up instantly and Hermione had to help him untie the howler from Malach as he was twittering around nervously. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works They devised a plan and Voldemort decided that since he fucked up Harry's life so much, he'll give him a gift. Instead, he observed the envelope, picking it up in a way that looked almost nervous, if Draco didn't know any better. Lily spluttered. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Words: 1,970 | Reviews: 371 | Favs: 1,708 | Follows: 458 | Published: 7/5/2007 | Status: Complete | id: 3638418 | Language: English | Genre: Humor/Parody | Characters: Harry P., Tom R. Sr. | Download: EPUB or MOBI, Not letters, mind you. Both of them had absorbed any information about the object that they could. The Slytherin's were hugging Gryffindor's and Hufflepuff's, and the usually calm Ravenclaw's were jumping around stomping their feet. Draco didn't want to lose them, but their parents won't allow them to speak to a blood-traitor. Press J to jump to the feed. Hermione shook her head disapprovingly. We were robbed of Wolfstar raising Harry! "Of course you can [N/n]!" Voldemort takes notice of him after he feels their scar connection at a Malfoy party and starts writing him letters. Do you think I could be one too?!" Abigail, however, has a very big secret she is keeping from them. The howlers from Mrs. Weasley was now in smoking shreds in front of Fred, George and Ron Weasley while a smirking Ginny sat smugly in the corner. But youre about to be in really big trouble, Sirius., Sirius felt his annoyance fade, cold dread taking its place. Harry had sobered up instantly and Hermione had to help him untie the howler from Malach as he was twittering around nervously. With that, the howler burned itself up, leaving just a small pile of ash in front of the Dark Lord. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control. asked Hermione looking curious. Come and look at what your son has done!" The other one. She finds out though that some fates cannot be changed, and the power of the plot is a very real thing. Draco sat up in his bed and looked around the dorm and noticed the shades of red and gold littered around and realized him being sorted into Gryffindor wasn't a dream, it was real. "HARRY JAMES POTTER!" After Molly Weasley sends Hermione an embarrassing Howler for breaking up with Ron, Severus and a few dozen Hogwarts students retaliate in the form of dozens of angry Howlers. The Great Hall erupted in to louder cheers. here Lily paused as there were protests in the background and a furious Lily casting muting spells on the other two inhabitants in the Living Room. Draco shrank back into his seat, his face heating with embarrassment and fear. He really didn't want to go to breakfast. 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No one but his mother ever asked him what he thought, no one ever asked what he wanted. The Golden Trio just stared at the letter in confusion but before they could say anything, Dumbledore stood up and silenced the Great Hall by shooting a blast in to the air. Five times Harry receives a Howler in first year and Sirius professes his undying love for McGonagall in front of the entire school. Please consider turning it on! Trelawney in the book tells . I was in a bad mood and Umbridge is a lovely victim. before the howler ripped itself into shreds. they exclaimed in unison. Voldemort made Harry Potter the "chosen one," but it could have been another Hogwarts student. A long pause ensued and Harry sat in anticipation, wondering whether this was the final straw and James was going to lecture him on his brash actions. He had only heard of Howlers but this had to be one. If he was lucky, it would be the Dark Lord. Tumblr is a hard place to find Harry Potter fanfiction because it's not searchable the way that ffnet and AO3 are. Fair warning it's not exactly a serious read, go into with an open mind and prepared for ridiculous nonsense. Falling in love is not enough - it is to grow in love that matters. Draco also noticed how the Potions Master glared at Harry, which he didn't understand. The Dark Lord swept in, making an already quiet room go deathly silent. I HOPE YOU KNOW MR. WEASLEY IS FACING AN ENQUIRY AT WORK AND THAT YOUR BRASH ACTIONS HAS NEGATIVE REPERCUSSIONS ON EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE ENTIRE WIZARDING COMMUNITY. Add in a few familial issues, misunderstandings, and sarcastic jokes to the mix and feelings ensue. age of adaline comet. A second later, Dobby appeared. For The Feels. I just read a bunch of creepypasta stories, and I myself is a bit insane. FLYING OVER THE BLACK LAKE AND THE BOATS THAT YOUR SISTER AND POOR GINNY WEASLEY WERE ON, YOU COULD HAVE RUN THEM INTO THE LAKE WITH THE CAR BY ACCIDENT! Helena rolled her eyes at her brother just as a tawny owl swooped into the Great Hall, bearing Lily's howler. Draco was merely a speck of dirt as far as the Dark Lord was aware, and after he had failed to kill Dumbledore, Draco had only proven himself useless. ._12xlue8dQ1odPw1J81FIGQ{display:inline-block;vertical-align:middle} #harrypotter Whereas, the young blond had just heard about the stories of the mysterious mirror from his mother and father. "You'd better open it and get it over with Harry." The morning after Halloween Harry was enjoying his breakfast with Ron and their new friend Hermione when his family owl, Noctua, landed in front of him on the Gryffindor table. Work Search: Harry Potter | Voldemort | Short Stories Humour Completed Sends Howler Shot. Harry grabbed the red envelope and started his rant, "VOLDEMORT YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! Draco watched as the two conversed, looking back and forth between the two. 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Told him how Sirius lost connection to his cousins and family once he was placed in Gryffindor, all but Andromeda of course. But when you do come across a beautifully thought out and fleshed out one-shot "what if" story about a family that might have been, you make sure everyone you know reads it. "Is that-", "A howler," The Dark Lord said, turning the envelope that had started smoking. Privacy Policy. "We'll talk to him when he gets back during Christmas.". 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