Beavis, you monkeyspank. ", 46. "They’re probably out doing his bidding. 24. There always has been TV! “Man I tell what, I felt like a one-legged cat try’in to burry turd’s on a frozen pond out there.”- Tom, 29. BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW -Beavis and Butthead. Episode 1 - Regarding a homeless man they believe to be a werewolf:
"How come there aren’t any, like, women in his lair?" I think they call it something else in the army. There’s just more channels now!” -Butthead, 39. Episode 2 - Butthead to a caller on a tech-support hotline:
"Do people ever tell you sound boring on the phone? "Beavis, you are one stupid son of a bitch"-Butthead, 19. 13. "-a nurse tending to a comatose Beavis and Butt-Head. Beavis: That's not very nice, Butt-Head. "My list includes any girl with at least one boob" Butthead "My list is like your list, but it also includes your MOM" -Beavis. “If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn’t come back, you’re a dumbass.” -Butthead, 32. -Beavis and Butt-Head discussing a homeless man, whom they believe to be a werewolf. Episode 2 - "Abandoned Drive-ins kick ass." 49. I just thought of something. How many butts does she have?”- Beavis, 34. Beavis, you’re gonna keep talking about loogies, and I’m gonna be too busy swinging around my gigantic schlong. 8. ", 42. "Thank you oh great master for your wisdom, but we were wondering if you could, like, bite us. Episode 4 - Beavis and Butthead give commentary on a music video:
"Is that a lesbian or a Mexican?" "You’re not supposed to say those words, Butt-Head. BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW -Beavis and Butthead, 9. My butt rules! I just got paid to take a dump.". ", 41. 10. This old lady probably scores" -Beavis In Beavis and Butthead The Movie- Tour Bus Scene, 11. “If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone?”-Beavis, 36. “Settle down Beavis. “Did you know when you eat rump roast you’re eating a cow’s butt?” -Beavis, 31. "Yeah, the food here sucks." Episode 5 - Butthead returns from using the restroom while at work:
"Hey, Beavis! "-Butt-Head referring to Yanni after watching one of his videos, 18. Episode 6 - "I’m gonna report this! -Beavis as Cornholio, 4. this is a health violation!" -Butt-Head, 43. “Hey Butt-head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Butt-head: Yeah it is. 16. These guys remind me of Danzig and my butt. Can you like, shut up, and tell me how to get this computer to show porn? This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.” - Butthead, 5. This old lady probably scores" -Beavis In Beavis and Butthead The Movie- Tour Bus Scene . Dammit Beavis, you just sent my boner to the ground.- Butt-head, 21. "Uh, hey, baby." "Eh, I don’t know. "Thinking sucks" -Beavis "Work sucks, let's go break something" -Butthead, 6. This guy's your dad. "I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. "How come there aren’t any, like, women in his lair?" "They’re probably out doing his bidding." "Hey, Beavis. A collection using softly muted colors we associate with things like daylight, earth, and fire.
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